Who on earth is this? So pretty.

Whoops, sorry. I didn’t tag.

That’s Chris Evans!

Seriously. That’s our sweet, innocent Captain America. That, right there.

I am fond of the way his pants are barely hanging on him.

I am not even kidding. I want all the trashy oversexualized photoshoots of boys ever. *goes looking for the Sebastian Stan one to reblog*

Has Flaunt ever done a Richard Armitage photoshoot? This is important information to have. *goes looking for that too*

(Source: rouxx, via hesgotametalarm)



my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful

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i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via toxicneonspacemonkey)